Thursday, December 24, 2009

No One Wants to Dance to Queen

Don't stop me now
I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time
Just give me a call
Don't stop me now
'cause I'm having a good time
Don't stop me now
Yes I'm having a good time
I don't wanna stop at all

Sunday, December 6, 2009

An Inebriated good evening to you all..

I wanna pull on your coat about somethin here tonight...

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Handling the Handle

Chasers are for little girls.

Sunday, November 29, 2009


Coming home to this gem was simultaneously wildly entertaining and frustrating. On one hand, my living room had been turned into an obstacle course. On the other hand, my damn living room had been turned into an obstacle course.


Thursday, October 1, 2009

I know its been a while...

But good things come to those who wait... I'm not sure if these are good things, but since I've made you wait, I will now visually assault you with photographs.

Android's new toy. He always did say he was going to die on the LA freeway.

It looks like a monster. A big sexy monster. You're looking at enough sound making potential to crush your heart... or at least destroy your hearing.

Lauren Whisnant took this picture, so I stole the idea, but in blue. Thanks Lauren.

My new lens makes everything look perfect.

We made a rule. Put the liquor back in the cabinet when you're done so as not to make our house look so damn sketchy. Problem is, drunk asses rarely remember rules, so Matt would role in at 5am, mop up the drunks, pour them into bed and then place liquor in the cabnet. Then the alchies would promptly forget that they had liquor left. If it wasn't out on the counter, then it must be gone. And they bought more... and more... and more... Leftover night was wonderful.

Not taken at 305, but I love this picture.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009


We woke up to these pinned all around our house. Each one witty and entertaining. What inspired this?

Monday, September 7, 2009

The usual things

No explanation needed... right?

Friday, September 4, 2009

I am sorry...

I tried to avoid this picture for so long, but if this is a going to be an accurate portrayal of 305 then it needs to posted. Yes, this is our bath tub and yes that is exactly what it looks like. To be fair, the toilet and the tub filter into the same pipe so if that big pipe at the end is clogged, then everything is affected. It was still pretty disgusting.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Rush Hour

Did you ever play that game when you had to move the other cars around to get the Red car out? Its kinda like that...

Monday, August 31, 2009

It never ends...


Sunday, August 30, 2009

The 5th of July

The inevitable result when alcohol is mixed with 4th of July leftovers.