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An Angel, or maybe a Queen.

I know its been a while...

But good things come to those who wait... I'm not sure if these are good things, but since I've made you wait, I will now visually assault you with photographs.

Android's new toy. He always did say he was going to die on the LA freeway.

It looks like a monster. A big sexy monster. You're looking at enough sound making potential to crush your heart... or at least destroy your hearing.

Lauren Whisnant took this picture, so I stole the idea, but in blue. Thanks Lauren.

My new lens makes everything look perfect.

We made a rule. Put the liquor back in the cabinet when you're done so as not to make our house look so damn sketchy. Problem is, drunk asses rarely remember rules, so Matt would role in at 5am, mop up the drunks, pour them into bed and then place liquor in the cabnet. Then the alchies would promptly forget that they had liquor left. If it wasn't out on the counter, then it must be gone. And they bought more... and more... and more... Leftover night was wonderful.

Not taken at 305, but I love this picture.

Creativity

We woke up to these pinned all around our house. Each one witty and entertaining. What inspired this?

The usual things

No explanation needed... right?

I am sorry...

I tried to avoid this picture for so long, but if this is a going to be an accurate portrayal of 305 then it needs to posted. Yes, this is our bath tub and yes that is exactly what it looks like. To be fair, the toilet and the tub filter into the same pipe so if that big pipe at the end is clogged, then everything is affected. It was still pretty disgusting.

Rush Hour

Did you ever play that game when you had to move the other cars around to get the Red car out? Its kinda like that...